Yeah, that didn't end well

Bummer.

This doesn't look good

The U-12 team, shall we say, is not a defensive juggernaut.

Goalkeeper

Late summer, 2008, Verona, Wis.

Moo

The Times competed in a cow-milking competition for Monroe's Cheese Days. Here's the team - Mary Jane, Jeff and Jim cheering on Carl, the Times publisher. They got a total of just over 1.1 pounds of milk - not a win, but they did beat the Monroe Clinic and Swiss Colony teams.

Now, that's tired

Tiger makes an excellent pillow for his brother, Mango.